May 2012
42 posts
May 31st
May 30th
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“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist) facts on facts on facts (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
May 30th
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starbrows:  
May 29th
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Meanwhile,
in the ongoing saga of nothing exciting happening in Harford County: nothing exciting happened in Harford County. (at least not in my life, kids.)
May 29th
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one  (via azaleazalea)
May 29th
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3 tags
May 28th
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May 27th
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“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Today was weird.
It gave me a lot of feels. I am in a glass case of emotions.
May 21st
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nycghostsandflowers: Dear The Black Keys, When yr song is played at kohls, you’re not good. Kevin. Dear Sonic Youth, When yr song is put on Guitar Hero, you’re…. Wait, I can’t make jokes about this or kevin will die. Viktor. 
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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me : what is a social life
me: can I reblog it
me: or can I eat it
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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good god, i wish things were less boring. i do not enjoy things.  
May 6th
May 6th
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May 6th
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Posibly the most awkward thing imaginable happened...
It was very awkward. 
May 5th
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
Alison: Literally?
Tom: Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?
May 4th
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Other anon never kept talking to me.
Sad Viktor is sad. 
May 4th
May 3rd
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Anonymous asked: you look damn good in that last picture you posted of yourself on here.
May 3rd
I am most content when listening to sad indie...
and so i guess people think i am weird.
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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“echale semilllas a esa maraca pa’que suene”
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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I just want everyone to be excellent to each...
And stop being dicks. Like in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
May 2nd
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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Magic Essay Typer →
ayyitsjonn: kimvisionphoto: hy0jun: shitty-ero: kienceited: sinlover: prinewellwood: fangirlcrack: darkdean: hard-y-addicted: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERy??? Oh. My. GOD. i just wrote an essay on “Potato” DUDE WTF I JUST WROTE AN ENTIRE ESSAY ON B1A4 LOL OTL OMG THIS IS SUCH A LIFE-SAVER. OMG THIS WRITES BETTER ESSAYS THAN ALL OF MINE COMBINED omfg i did one on Girl’s...
May 1st
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May 1st
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Dear whoever sent me the anon message last night.
You are a nice person and thank you. It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. That being said, if that was you, Jeff, I am never talking to you again. 
May 1st
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April 2012
62 posts
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: I would totally date the shit out of you.
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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