May 2012
42 posts
privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
starbrows:
Meanwhile,
in the ongoing saga of nothing exciting happening in Harford County: nothing exciting happened in Harford County.
(at least not in my life, kids.)
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...
– no one (via azaleazalea)
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Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)
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Today was weird.
It gave me a lot of feels. I am in a glass case of emotions.
nycghostsandflowers:
Dear The Black Keys,
When yr song is played at kohls, you’re not good.
Kevin.
Dear Sonic Youth,
When yr song is put on Guitar Hero, you’re…. Wait, I can’t make jokes about this or kevin will die. Viktor.
me : what is a social life
me: can I reblog it
me: or can I eat it
good god, i wish things were less boring. i do not enjoy things.
Posibly the most awkward thing imaginable happened...
It was very awkward.
Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
Alison: Literally?
Tom: Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?
Other anon never kept talking to me.
Sad Viktor is sad.
Anonymous asked: you look damn good in that last picture you posted of yourself on here.
I am most content when listening to sad indie...
and so i guess people think i am weird.
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echale semilllas a esa maraca pa’que suene
I just want everyone to be excellent to each...
And stop being dicks. Like in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
Magic Essay Typer →
ayyitsjonn:
kimvisionphoto:
hy0jun:
shitty-ero:
kienceited:
sinlover:
prinewellwood:
fangirlcrack:
darkdean:
hard-y-addicted:
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERy???
Oh. My. GOD.
i just wrote an essay on “Potato”
DUDE WTF I JUST WROTE AN ENTIRE ESSAY ON B1A4 LOL OTL
OMG THIS IS SUCH A LIFE-SAVER. OMG THIS WRITES BETTER ESSAYS THAN ALL OF MINE COMBINED
omfg i did one on Girl’s...
Dear whoever sent me the anon message last night.
You are a nice person and thank you. It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
That being said, if that was you, Jeff, I am never talking to you again.
April 2012
62 posts
Anonymous asked: I would totally date the shit out of you.